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This Song Reminds Me of Spanking



I’m a devoted 90s child. As such, Aerosmith and I have a longstanding love affair. They’re on the protein level of the rock n’ roll food pyramid. Nourishing, scrumptious, and necessary for a balanced diet.


Aerosmith has a 1997 song called Pink. For some reason, it reminds me of spanking… can’t quite put my finger on why.


Maybe if we all sing along with the lyrics and view some educational photos, we can figure it out together.


(You apparently gotta watch it on YouTube cuz it's kinky and shows tits.)


Ahem:


~*~


Pink, it's my new obsession

Pink, it's not even a question


No questions here.


Pink on the lips of your lover

'Cause pink is the love you discover


Discoveries, indeed.


Pink, as the bing on your cherry

Pink, 'cause you are so very


Very what, Steven? Tell me.


Pink, it's the color of passion

'Cause today it just goes with the fashion


Truly, pink goes with everything.


Pink, it was love at first sight


You had me at hello.


Yeah, pink when I turn out the light


All night long.


And pink gets me high as a kite


My drug of choice.


And I think everything is going to be all right

No matter what we do tonight


And what will that be, Steven?


You could be my flamingo

'Cause pink is the new kinda lingo


I hear it wherever I go.


Pink, like a deco umbrella

It's kink, but you don't ever tell her


Lol. She knows, Steven. Trust.


Pink, it was love at first sight


We both just knew.


Yeah, pink when I turn out the light


Counting sheep? Nah. Pink peaches.


Yeah, pink gets me high as a kite


Never wanna come down.


And I think everything is going to be all right

No matter what we do tonight


Hmm, I think I know what that'll be...


I... want to be your lover

I... want to wrap you in rubber


Who? Lil' old me?


As pink as the sheets that we lay on

'Cause pink, it's my favorite crayon


So many crayons, but we only need one.


Pink, it was love at first sight


Me n' pink? Soulmates.


Yeah! Pink when I turn out the light


Every time I'm in my PJs.


Yeah, pink, it's like red but not quite


Not purple either, but close.


And I think everything is going to be all right

No matter what we do tonight


~*~


Well, there we are. Thanks for singing along! You have a great voice and the divine soul of the 90s thanks you.


I guess this song reminds me of my favorite thing because, along with everything Steven Big-Mouth Tyler mentioned, pink is also the color of SPANKING.


What songs bring our favorite thing to mind for you, friendos? What’s on your personal spanko playlist?


-T