Sweet Tea
This Song Reminds Me of Spanking

Edit: I just found out Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, like so many of the rock stars I used to adore, is a child rapist. I'll be keeping this post here, but, yeah... fuck Aerosmith.
I’m a devoted 90s child. As such, Aerosmith and I have a longstanding love affair. They’re on the protein level of the rock n’ roll food pyramid. Nourishing, scrumptious, and necessary for a balanced diet.
Aerosmith has a 1997 song called Pink. For some reason, it reminds me of spanking… can’t quite put my finger on why.
Maybe if we all sing along with the lyrics and view some educational photos, we can figure it out together.
(You apparently gotta watch it on YouTube cuz it's kinky and shows tits.)
Ahem:
~*~
Pink, it's my new obsession
Pink, it's not even a question

No questions here.
Pink on the lips of your lover
'Cause pink is the love you discover

Discoveries, indeed.
Pink, as the bing on your cherry
Pink, 'cause you are so very

Very what, Steven? Tell me.
Pink, it's the color of passion
'Cause today it just goes with the fashion

Truly, pink goes with everything.
Pink, it was love at first sight

You had me at hello.
Yeah, pink when I turn out the light

All night long.
And pink gets me high as a kite

My drug of choice.
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

And what will that be, Steven?
You could be my flamingo
'Cause pink is the new kinda lingo

I hear it wherever I go.
Pink, like a deco umbrella
It's kink, but you don't ever tell her

Lol. She knows, Steven. Trust.
Pink, it was love at first sight

We both just knew.
Yeah, pink when I turn out the light

Counting sheep? Nah. Pink peaches.
Yeah, pink gets me high as a kite

Never wanna come down.
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

Hmm, I think I know what that'll be...
I... want to be your lover
I... want to wrap you in rubber

Who? Lil' old me?
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
'Cause pink, it's my favorite crayon

So many crayons, but we only need one.
Pink, it was love at first sight

Me n' pink? Soulmates.
Yeah! Pink when I turn out the light

Every time I'm in my PJs.
Yeah, pink, it's like red but not quite

Not purple either, but close.
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
~*~
Well, there we are. Thanks for singing along! You have a great voice and the divine soul of the 90s thanks you.
I guess this song reminds me of my favorite thing because, along with everything Steven Big-Mouth Tyler mentioned, pink is also the color of SPANKING.
What songs bring our favorite thing to mind for you, friendos? What’s on your personal spanko playlist?
-T